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Four-Year-Olds Do Not Lie

December 7, 2007 by  
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The other day, my  four-year-old, Princess, was talking to my husband.  At any given time, you CANNOT predict what she will say.  So she said, “Daddy, you have a big b*tt.”

Wait…it gets better.
“But Mommy’s b*tt is bigger.”    
Preschoolers have such a penchant for stating the obvious.  Hmmmph.
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13 Responses to “Four-Year-Olds Do Not Lie”
  1. Jan says:

    Right about eye level, huh? ;)

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  2. Lessa says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Allie has been influenced the same way your oldest was with food/fat. She told me that I eat too much and that I was fat. She held up her arm and said “look at my fat, mommy”. I just shook my head. Its awful how quickly kids pick up on that stuff.

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  3. Kara says:

    Oh my, I can’t wait for this stage! I am always telling my husband to watch what he says so that I don’t hear some comment like that at my house! THanks for the laugh today :)

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  4. Hbomb says:

    That made me laugh…now just wait to those “wonderfully honest” comments are shared with someone other than you and hubby!

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  5. EA says:

    Thanks for the comic relief!! What a moment!!

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  6. Jenny is Live & In Color says:

    To a four year old, there’s nothing wrong with a big butt ;)

    Mine told me that I should have another baby b/c my belly is still big enough.

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  7. Bonnie says:

    That is hilarious !!! ( uh, I mean, I feel your pain ) :)

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  8. inspired says:

    Most times, the only things that save them are their “cute factor”!!!

    Stephanie
    http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/inspired

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  9. Killlashandra says:

    LOL That’s great. Sounds like something you read about it Parents magazine. Kids sure do have a way of blurting things out sometimes. ;)

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  10. Sarah says:

    Hey, great idea! I submitted it to Reader’s Digest.

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  11. ~ Melody ~ says:

    Oh this is TOO funny! Don’t you just love how they keep us “real”? ;)

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