My 7 year old daughter knows all kinds of cool and useless information. But this tidbit she shared with me last night is very important, should you ever be caught surrounded by ninjas.
“Ninjas can keep really sour stuff in their mouths without spitting it out.”
If you are cornered by a group of Ninjas back-hand-springing toward you, Warhead Candies will NOT help you! They will not be daunted by your feeble attempt to sour them to death.
Today, I have to ask her exactly what we SHOULD do to overcome the ninjas. Stay tuned. I also have a call in to my secret ninja informant, who should shed some light on the issue.
PS. This information is also pertinent for Fruit Ninja on the iPhone
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About Sarah Pinnix
How did your daughter know this? She must have infiltrated the upper echelons of the ninja order. Just last year, I tested my son on this exact skill:
http://www.twitpic.com/nsejb
Obviously he’s got a way to go. I, on the other hand, can stand under a freezing cold waterfall and suck on a lemon wedge.
And although you can’t really overcome a ninja, you can really annoy him by telling him pirates or zombies are cooler.
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Sarah
Twitter: reallifesarah
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February 15th, 2011 at 10:47 am
Oh, Jim that photo just made my day! And yes, a wise one, she is! (in my best Yoda voice)
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Twitter: AndreaUpdyke
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Haha so good to know! Now I can finally eat my weapons
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best title ever! LOL
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It is proven then, that I will never be a Ninja.
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Twitter: StaceyNerdin
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I’m with Carrie – never, ever am I able to hold sour stuff in my mouth, so my interest in Ninja Academy has just died. BUT, you should watch me on that iPhone app. HiiiiiiYA!
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